You get to dance like crazy in church
You get to measure everything in kilos, kilometers, Celsius, and meters
Laundry costs an average of $6-$7 a load, make-up is about $10 or more for anything
African time, 7:00 actually means 7:30 or 8
You can say fun things like: “the guys”, which refers to everyone
“Is it?” is the response to every statement, which means “Is that correct?”
Instead of “You’re welcome” you can say “Pleasure” and with a SA accent it’s more like “Pleasha”
You can honour the Saviour in your favourite coloured theatre with your good behaviour
You eat starch and bread at every meal
Everything is opposite! The toilet handle is on the other side, you drive on the other side of the road, and you drive on the other side of the car!